MSU Theology Student Caught With Baboon's Punani

A Midlands State University second year Theology student was nabbed with a baboon's v*gina stashed in a bag.

The student was nabbed by a Gweru police constable who was on his first day on duty.

Aaron Manike, the police constable, boarded a Senga kombi heading into Gweru CBD with a few other passengers.

Whilst inside the vehicle, a strong stench engulfed the vehicle reminiscent of the stench that usually emanates from Bata.
MSU Theology Student Caught With Baboon's Punani
The sharp eyed police noticed one male fidgeting, tightly clutching his bag and constantly checking the contents of his bag.

The policeman informed the driver to stop the vehicle for a quick search where he discovered the unsightly rotting piece of meat in the student's backpack.

Caught with nowhere to go, the student however tried to cook up a story to explain his reason for having a v*gina in his student bag but the passengers would have none of it and wanted to instantly beat him up.

The second year Theology student, who can not be named until he appears before a judge, later confessed that the ghastly v*gina was meant to help him with his exams and that his grandmother in Mberengwa had given it to him.
He further on suggested that he was enroute to Mberengwa to "swop" the v*gina with a "fresher" one since this one was getting "old" as he put it.

The crowd further went to ask the student how he uses the private part to pass his exams and he demonstrated that he uses his exam pen to insert inside the v*gina so that the lubricants rub off on the pen.

Other students who where on the scene described the student as a loner who rarely mingled with others.

The man will appear before Gweru Magistrate on Friday, 7 November.

Source: Online
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