2. Has Less Moves Than John Cena
Still more than Triple H: The five moves of doom. We all know what they are, we all are mostly sick of it. And in 95% of the time it’s a prelude to yet another Cena victory. A lot of people despise him just for this factor alone, as they use this to prove that he can’t wrestle and is only a toy making machine for the young padawans. What I find absolutely funny and totally hypocritical about most of these people is that if the conversation switches to Trips in the same sentence they go on to describe how great he is and what a legendary career he has had.
Ummm, I am sorry folks but allow me to retort. Although I am NOT a fan of Cena (GOD NO), if he has five moves that he can call his own then Triple H has something remarkably similar. Let’s break down a typical Triple H match. Brawl, brawl, clothesline to the outside, brawl, toss over the crowd barrier, brawl, make way back into ring, neckbreaker, brawl, running knee or knee to face, brawl, spinebuster, pose, pedigree, win. Now if I am not mistaken, you could call that the 4 moves of doom, a whole number lower than John Cena. And at least Cena adds a little bit of excitement by trying his best dropkick (a woeful attempt might I add) or one of his now famous leg drops off the top rope. Trips doesn’t even bother with anything like that. He has his set moves and he sticks to them like flies to a turd.
Now how can so many love Triple H and hate John Cena simultaneously when he is just as guilty as the latter when it comes to how he works in the ring.? My God the hypocrisy of “Smarks” knows no bounds. (see previous article). There is absolutely no way you can complain about and judge John Cena without holding Triple H in the exact same light. In fact, he should get more of your hatred as he has LESS moves. I haven’t seen another single move from this “wrestler” in about a decade. All of his matches were repeats of the previous one. Don’t believe me? Go back and watch every main event this guy has been in (not to mention the ones on RAW) and tell me it’s not the same thing over and over and over and over and over AND OVER AND OVER again. Which segueways nicely into my next point.
Still more than Triple H: The five moves of doom. We all know what they are, we all are mostly sick of it. And in 95% of the time it’s a prelude to yet another Cena victory. A lot of people despise him just for this factor alone, as they use this to prove that he can’t wrestle and is only a toy making machine for the young padawans. What I find absolutely funny and totally hypocritical about most of these people is that if the conversation switches to Trips in the same sentence they go on to describe how great he is and what a legendary career he has had.
Ummm, I am sorry folks but allow me to retort. Although I am NOT a fan of Cena (GOD NO), if he has five moves that he can call his own then Triple H has something remarkably similar. Let’s break down a typical Triple H match. Brawl, brawl, clothesline to the outside, brawl, toss over the crowd barrier, brawl, make way back into ring, neckbreaker, brawl, running knee or knee to face, brawl, spinebuster, pose, pedigree, win. Now if I am not mistaken, you could call that the 4 moves of doom, a whole number lower than John Cena. And at least Cena adds a little bit of excitement by trying his best dropkick (a woeful attempt might I add) or one of his now famous leg drops off the top rope. Trips doesn’t even bother with anything like that. He has his set moves and he sticks to them like flies to a turd.
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