Drake Puts What in His What So Women Won’t Steal His What?

So Drake is reportedly about to be sued by an Instagram model for allegedly putting hot sauce in a condom so his sperm won’t get stolen. 

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “ouch” and “WTF,” but stay with me. If this story is true, Drake allegedly does this after sex, which the model found out while, well, trying to steal his sperm. Not really sure how there’s a lawsuit there, but the important thing is none of us will ever look at Frank’s Red Hot the same again. God bless. (Dlisted)

Now that we went down that spicy tunnel, in the midst of writing this post, Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet announced that they’re divorcing. Should I have made that the headline? Probably. Did I hold strong on hot sauce jimmy cap like a moron anyway? Uh huh. (Instagram)
Drake Puts What in His What So Women Won’t Steal His What?
Drake Puts What in His What So Women Won’t Steal His What?
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